I Give it a Four

DISCLAIMER: This is not a serious post. I have no real opinion of online dating, as I have not delved too deeply into it yet.

However, this made me giggle, so I’m sharing.

Do you ever feel like something is missing in your life? Of course! Because you are a barely-passable-almost-subpar-sorry-excuse-for-a-person and you need someone AWESOME like J. to take pity on your poor self and show you some TLC, amirite?

Please show me the wonders of the natural world, oh enlightened one...

Please show me the wonders of the natural world, oh enlightened one…

How many points do the proper use of you’re/your gain him? On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate this opening line?

Not super offensive, but not particularly endearing either. I give it a four.

Tweet @emi_travels with the hashtag #ratemyline, or comment below and share your best/worst pickup lines (along with their rating, of course)

Cheers

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